Stuff Making Fun of Him in the Episodes...

Lark: "Can you except me *not* to help myself? I'm the kind of sicko that chants 'stand up' when they show Treize in the bathtub."

Treize: *turns red* "Oh dear..."

Lark: "Okay, most of this stuff has yaoi implications. Warning you now. And these all come from my sick mind unless otherwise specified. And some of these are just my comments on stuff he did in the episodes."

The Bathtub Scene....from 5 Gundam's confirmed

Treize: "My hat's off to Zechs. And my shirt and my pants...and my boots..."
Lady Une: "Ugh...I hate that Zechs guy..."

This one's by Jackie:

Treize: *in bath with rubber ducky* "Daddy loves ducky! Does ducky love daddy?" *squeak squeak* "Quack quack!"
Lady Une: *groans* "What did I ever see in him?"
Treize: *stands up* "I'm done!"
Lady Une: *eyes widen* "Now I remember..."

From Party Night

Me: Let's play: What The Hell is Treize Talking About?
Treize: "A dark shadow seems to follow us whereever we go."
Lady Une: "You're talking about the Gundams, right? Am I right?! Please say I'm right!"

Another one from Party Night...when Treize is talking to Noin and slips a little..

Treize: "Give my regards to Lt. sex--er...Zechs. Pronunce it right when you tell him, Noin."
Noin: "Uh...right, sir."

From Episode 7...I don't know the name...this is just my little interpretation of Treize sending all the pacifists in one jet...

Me: Hahahahahahaha! Into Treize's magical jet of doom boys! Oh, not you General Annoying. We have a better death planned for you...whoops.

What Treize should have said when Septim was being annoying...

General Septim: "WHY AREN'T WE LEAVING?!"

Treize: "Shut the *hell* up!"

From the Treize Assassination....

Me: When Une's talking to him, Treize is reading something...I say it's an Ann Rice novel...my sister says it "The Little Engine that Could". I don't know...what do you think?

More...

Une: "Can it be I don't understand Mr. Treize?
Me: "Ha ha!! Lady Une doesn't think she understands Treize, huh? Welcome to the club, honey!"

More....

*screen flips on of a serene plain*
Lady Une: "What the @#$% is this?"
Treize: "Don't worry yourself, Lady Une. Just watch the nice plains while I fight the pilot."
Lady Une: "Sometimes you scare me..."

From "Heero, Distracted By Defeat"

Lady Une: "I don't think it's such a good idea to give Zechs so much special treatment."
Treize: "Lady Une...I'm obviously in love with him. Has it taken you so long to realize it?"
Lady Une: *mumbles* "I was trying to convince myself it wasn't true..."

More...

Treize: "Thank you for your help, Zechs."
Zechs: "I'll thank you more later." *wink*

More..

Treize: "I'm looking forward to day where you take off that mask."
Zechs: "...are you coming on to me, sir?"
Treize: "And why you're taking off your mask, why don't you take off your shirt...and your boots...oh, just take it all off."
Zechs: "Uh...yes sir!"

From The Whereabouts of Happiness

*treize touches lady une's hand*
Lady Une: *dreamy look* "I'll never wash this hand again..."

When Treize is Stepping down From OZ...the simplier speech....

Treize: "Duke Dermale, I'd just like to say you can take this job and shove it, jerk face! Romafeller sucks and so do those crappy mobile dolls! You people are such morons! I want to be a loser! Gundam pilots rock, you suck!"
Duke Dermale: "Are you saying you want to quit OZ?"
Treize: *clear throat* "Simply, yes."

From Michelle....this is when they're on the plane, but I don't know what episode.

Treize: "Lady, give me some more wine so I can sit here and look rich and
important."
Lady Une: "Okay! More wine for Treize!" *thinks* Maybe if I get him drunk
enough we can-
Treize: "We shall win."
Lady Une: "Does hat mean we're gonna take over the world?"
Treize: "Yes. OZ would then be hated and the target of war. War is like
this wine, deep and rich, yet so empty, because, like war, it can take
you over. It takes me over. Therefore, I am like war, in that Zechs is my
target."
Lady Une: "Wha!?"
Treize: "Those who are hated must remain strong. Then they will be taken
over by OZ. You see, Lady, OZ is weak dwelling on the strong,
manipulating it, like a parasite. The same way Zechs likes to manipulate
me, but also in the same way that Gundams try to manipulate the mobile
dolls. The Gundams fly, much like flying Gundams, only not. Cheers."
*downs the alcohol*
Lady Une: "I hope that's the reason you don't make sense..."